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heyyolay:

windy-boy:

shuckyule:

i wonder if this guy ever got to the position

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yes

this is the best post and I will always reblog



simplysoraya:

i just want to have sex with him.

simplysoraya:

i just want to have sex with him.



schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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solytaire:

i love their love.


lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)


jessiesula:

pizzaforpresident:

I’m so done with this planet

she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.

this is sexism, my friends.


gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.


I suck at texting unless:

iseekaninfinitegreatperhaps:

ryannnnnn-dean:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

I still suck at texting my mom hahaha



Anastasia (1997)

We were strangers starting out on a journey. Never dreaming what we’d have to go through. Now here we are, and I’m suddenly standing at the beginning with you.